This
- A Saturday job you finish
- Kid invents. Parent makes it real.
- Then you leave the phone
- No ads. First name only.
For parents
They're already in the cabinets. This gives them a stand.
Kids invent the name and the prices. You make it real. Then you go outside.
Parent-owned account. First name only. No kid inbox.
Not this
- × A chore chart
- × A lemonade game
- × A payments app
- × Babysitter TV
The line, and it matters
Telling a parent this is a Saturday project is a conversation. Collecting a child's name, photo, location, or email is a legal act.
- Parent owns the account.
- First name only on the kid profile.
- No kid inbox. No kid Instagram. No kid-to-stranger chat.
- No third-party ads. Ever.
- Lifestyle, 4+. Not Kids Category unless you enter it on purpose.
This Saturday
Five minutes. No obligation. You keep the sheet. If the sheet is empty, do not open the app and wander. Fill the sheet first.
- 1. Circle the job.
- 2. First name only. Grown-up on the account.
- 3. Name the sign. Crooked is fine.
- 4. Print the poster, or hand-letter it.
- 5. Pack from the house. Buy only the missing two things.
- 6. Tape it. Then leave the phone.